Stu: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan: Thank you.

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(Source: celestialfaun, via devils-trap)

I’d like to…I’d like to say something…something I prepared. Tonight…
Hello, how about that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City 

You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.

And 6 months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys. I thought…wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure, I just added 2 more guys to my wolf pack. 4 of us wolves running around the desert together, in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, we make a toast!

(via forfucksakesdude)

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