sarah, slytherin, southern california. i've an immense appreciation for fictional characters, british men, and the internet. previously known as vordloldemort.

harry potter, doctor who, sherlock, merlin, star trek, lotr, misfits, lost, band of brothers, the pacific, modern family, glee, supernatural, and all things nerdy.

i use twitter now, twitter's cool.




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“You should be scared, a homeless man just tried to eat you. That’s like the right kind of scared. That’s reasonable scared. You know, I get scared for things that, like, don’t make sense at all, like clowns with red noses. Or like the rags they use to wipe down tables when you finish eating at a chain restaurant.” — Columbus, Zombieland (2009)

“You should be scared, a homeless man just tried to eat you. That’s like the right kind of scared. That’s reasonable scared. You know, I get scared for things that, like, don’t make sense at all, like clowns with red noses. Or like the rags they use to wipe down tables when you finish eating at a chain restaurant.”

— Columbus, Zombieland (2009)

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